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My set from the Apollo Comedy Club in Helsinki in October 2011…

 

WTF is Phil..?

 

Stand-up comedy on a Helsinki tram..?

 

Are Finnish and Swedish really that different??

 

Amazon.com Bible reviews

 

I try to give out comedy show flyers around Helsinki, with little success

 

I’m on MTV3’s Markku’s Morning Comb during Eurovision 2007

 

I’m on FST’s “Neon” about my podcast

 

Dealing with a heckler

 

My first time doing stand-up

 

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • On a train through New Jersey. A woman boarded and asked if she could sit in the seat with the nicer view, so I gave her the aisle seat.
  • White guys can't read the language, but get those Japanese tattoos because they look cool. Maybe Melania just thin… https://t.co/mVQjlYz4Kv
  • Someone tell Trump that mini-series "V" isn't real and aliens from outer space aren't coming to the United States to immigrate.
  • Air Force: "But Mr. President, we don't need Space Force, we already protect the air." Trump: "But you're the Air… https://t.co/4jJQwfE85u
  • Space Force. Finally, a branch of the military for the Coast Guard to make fun of.

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