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My set from the Apollo Comedy Club in Helsinki in October 2011…

 

WTF is Phil..?

 

Stand-up comedy on a Helsinki tram..?

 

Are Finnish and Swedish really that different??

 

Amazon.com Bible reviews

 

I try to give out comedy show flyers around Helsinki, with little success

 

I’m on MTV3’s Markku’s Morning Comb during Eurovision 2007

 

I’m on FST’s “Neon” about my podcast

 

Dealing with a heckler

 

My first time doing stand-up

 

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

Buy my fucking book! (please)


 

Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • Republicans be like: “We should lock up crackheads!” and then “I can’t stop eating M&M’s, they’re like crack!”
  • You know you drink too much if you want alcohol, but are bored of beer, wine, and liquor.
  • Solving the gun crisis by adding more guns is like curing a hangover with more booze, it’s…wait, nevermind, this analogy isn’t helping.
  • If airlines charge heavyset people for an extra seat, I should be able to murder people whose chargers take up two sockets.
  • Instagram is NOT a marijuana delivery service.

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