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My set from the Apollo Comedy Club in Helsinki in October 2011…


WTF is Phil..?


Stand-up comedy on a Helsinki tram..?


Are Finnish and Swedish really that different?? Bible reviews


I try to give out comedy show flyers around Helsinki, with little success


I’m on MTV3’s Markku’s Morning Comb during Eurovision 2007


I’m on FST’s “Neon” about my podcast


Dealing with a heckler


My first time doing stand-up


About Better! Funner!


Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

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