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About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • FINE. I’ll watch Hamilton. But if any character suddenly breaks out in song or dance, for no apparent reason, I’m SHUTTIN’ IT DOWN.
  • I’m on my couch reading a book. A fucking BOOK. God I miss sports.

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