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About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • I typed "Phil Schwarzmann net worth" into Google and it yielded zero results, which is spot on.
  • Will Spacey, Franken, Weinstein and others be recognized at this year’s Oscars IN MEMORIAM segment?
  • Apple, at this point, I'm not purchasing more iCloud space out of PURE SPITE.
  • I know for a fact that there's no chocolate around the house, yet, I'm searching the cupboards anyway.
  • “Hey let’s hunt down old acquaintances of someone and convince them to lie and say they were sexually assaulted by… https://t.co/oFm5QtnyKx

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