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Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • Under the Trump administration, we’ve seen the least number of arrests on the southern border IN DECADES. Congrat… https://t.co/mDAkIEEIOs
  • Trump got his wall. Her name is Nancy Pelosi. #sotu
  • As Democrats demand that the Virginia governor resign, Ralph Northam announces he’ll just switch parties instead.
  • Two days in a row when fakeass patriots have disrespected chiefs. #SuperBowl

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