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  • If you have a ton of Bud Light in the corner, it's lame. But if you have a KEG of Bud Light in the corner, it's awesome party.
  • When u say u don't like British comics, you're an idiot. When u say u don't like Pakistani comics, you're just singling out Kumail Nanjiani.
  • Mexican comics talk about being Mexican. Gay comics talk about being gay. White comics talk about their dick.
  • Zara labels all their men's clothes with "ZARA MAN" - they need to remind you that even though you wear their cloth… https://t.co/t8zb9LPj5Q
  • I've got good hair now and a great tan, so I'm giving up on exercise. Don't need it anymore.

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Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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