Most of your friends’ Facebook updates are painfully annoying. You’d unfriend them, but fear they’d be upset. And besides, you don’t know how.
Everyone on Facebook can fit into at least one of 21 different personalities. Below are the 21 different types of personalities and their typical annoying updates. Which Facebook personality are you?
The workaholic
It’s 10pm, guess I’m leaving the office EARLY tonight!
They should install a bed below my desk because I practically live at work!
This job is the only thing in my life that makes me feel important.
The jet-setter
I only got business class to Singapore and not first class. UGH!!!!!!
SFO -> JFK -> LHR -> HEL -> SAD
I never see my wife and kids, LOL!
The gym rat
Getting in a quick workout before breakfast.
I just ran 13km with Endomondo.
People certainly don’t like me for my personality, so I gotta workout everyday!
The annoying guy who wishes he was a comedian
Hey, check out my latest blog post!!
Rape, fuck, AIDS, douchebag, sucks, donkey punch, blowjobs!!!!!
SHITTING!!!