Seeing gray hairs makes me feel old. But finding a gray pube is whole new thing. @philschwarzmann
I want to to take that 23andMe ancestry test to discover which cultures are in my heritage...so I can make fun of them and get away with it. @philschwarzmann
If you ever see me in my cubicle with headphones on, you know I'm working hard.
If you see me in my cubicle WITHOU… https://t.co/Z11X0juXMY @philschwarzmann
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon is this generation's "Hee Haw". @philschwarzmann
Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!
Area Man Has Enthusiastic Conversation With Starbucks
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