I drink coffee at the office until it's quittin' time. My colleagues often say, "You're going to be up until 3am!… https://t.co/4dMveoY0P6 @philschwarzmann
This poor driver doesn’t know my company just started it’s “30-day weight loss challenge”. Play that jingle all yo… https://t.co/87CFvJH09s @philschwarzmann
Republicans: “If you ban assault weapons, terrorists will simply use other guns which are just a deadly!
Democrats… https://t.co/R5NWGMhFcw @philschwarzmann
Pulled an unfamiliar receipt out of an old jacked. Assumed I got blackout drunk at a bar in Sweden. Turns out I jus… https://t.co/aIsyezQCJM @philschwarzmann
"This project is VERY important to the company. We're all counting on you!"
"Great! How big is the budget?"
"We h… https://t.co/p9XJ8Gw5dU @philschwarzmann
Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!
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