On a train through New Jersey. A woman boarded and asked if she could sit in the seat with the nicer view, so I gave her the aisle seat. @philschwarzmann
White guys can't read the language, but get those Japanese tattoos because they look cool. Maybe Melania just thin… https://t.co/mVQjlYz4Kv @philschwarzmann
Someone tell Trump that mini-series "V" isn't real and aliens from outer space aren't coming to the United States to immigrate. @philschwarzmann
Air Force: "But Mr. President, we don't need Space Force, we already protect the air."
Trump: "But you're the Air… https://t.co/4jJQwfE85u @philschwarzmann
Space Force. Finally, a branch of the military for the Coast Guard to make fun of. @philschwarzmann
Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!
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