Bernie had a heart attack days ago?? Get him a Bears jersey, a pork chop, and put him on Bill Swerski’s Superfans… https://t.co/fJx92ZeVen @philschwarzmann
Watching Joe Biden debate is like watching Toonces the Driving Cat. It starts out so well, but ends with Biden dri… https://t.co/3BETCtUVug @philschwarzmann
Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!
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