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Phil Schwarzmann

I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at:

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • My company’s data centers are green. Very green.
  • It’s math.
  • Our VP is a Giants and Warriors fan. 💯
  • Donald left a letter for Joe. Meanwhile, Don Jr left his favorite rolled up $100 bill for Hunter.
  • Joe Biden hours away from being the first person in four years to “get down” in the White House master bedroom!
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About Better! Funner!


Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!