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Phil Schwarzmann

I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at: www.philschwarzmann.com

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

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  • Will Spacey, Franken, Weinstein and others be recognized at this year’s Oscars IN MEMORIAM segment?
  • Apple, at this point, I'm not purchasing more iCloud space out of PURE SPITE.
  • I know for a fact that there's no chocolate around the house, yet, I'm searching the cupboards anyway.
  • “Hey let’s hunt down old acquaintances of someone and convince them to lie and say they were sexually assaulted by… https://t.co/oFm5QtnyKx
  • If the next wave of sexual allegations is simply about “bad sex”, I am going to get fucking roasted.
  • I hope “That’s what she said!” is next on list of sexual harassment jokes to disappear forever. I’m tired of being… https://t.co/2AsEaso4bg

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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