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Phil Schwarzmann

I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at: www.philschwarzmann.com

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • Bernie had a heart attack days ago?? Get him a Bears jersey, a pork chop, and put him on Bill Swerski’s Superfans… https://t.co/fJx92ZeVen
  • Watching Joe Biden debate is like watching Toonces the Driving Cat. It starts out so well, but ends with Biden dri… https://t.co/3BETCtUVug
  • Fuck you NFL Sunday Ticket. $73/month for a service that NEVER works. But your billing system seems to work just f… https://t.co/DtFWeLJXUZ

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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