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Phil Schwarzmann

I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at: www.philschwarzmann.com

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • You ever been so broke that a “friend with benefits” means she has dental and a 401k?
  • When your hotel room bathroom has tons of mirrors & you catch a glimpse of ur body from 8 different angles & ur terrified 8 different ways.
  • NOBODY CARES IF YOU USED A FILTER OR NOT.
  • The Cleveland Browns are still interested in signing Aaron Hernandez.
  • Jesus rose on the third day, so he could watch the Warriors playoffs.
  • Mattress commercials put me to sleep.
  • I’m the face of atrocity, some turn to God, Jesus, or Allah. Me? I turn to Twitter.

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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