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Author Description

Phil Schwarzmann

I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at: www.philschwarzmann.com

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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • Seeing gray hairs makes me feel old. But finding a gray pube is whole new thing.
  • I want to to take that 23andMe ancestry test to discover which cultures are in my heritage...so I can make fun of them and get away with it.
  • George W Bush George HW Bush Donald HPV Trump
  • If you ever see me in my cubicle with headphones on, you know I'm working hard. If you see me in my cubicle WITHOU… https://t.co/Z11X0juXMY
  • The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon is this generation's "Hee Haw".
  • Saw this too. Thought I accidentally changed the channel. https://t.co/nmiNlShNwc
  • Admit it: You voted just so you could get a sticker and take a selfie.

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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