Most of your friends’ Facebook updates are painfully annoying. You’d unfriend them, but fear they’d be upset. And besides, you don’t know how.
Everyone on Facebook can fit into at least one of 21 different personalities. Below are the 21 different types of personalities and their typical annoying updates. Which Facebook personality are you?
It’s 10pm, guess I’m leaving the office EARLY tonight!
They should install a bed below my desk because I practically live at work!
This job is the only thing in my life that makes me feel important.
I only got business class to Singapore and not first class. UGH!!!!!!
SFO -> JFK -> LHR -> HEL -> SAD
I never see my wife and kids, LOL!
Getting in a quick workout before breakfast.
I just ran 13km with Endomondo.
People certainly don’t like me for my personality, so I gotta workout everyday!
Hey, check out my latest blog post!!
Rape, fuck, AIDS, douchebag, sucks, donkey punch, blowjobs!!!!!
SHITTING!!!
Your updates seem really dark lately. What’s wrong?
Remember, I’m always here for you if you need me.
Call me.
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If you don’t send this to ten of your friends, the man in this photo will appear behind your couch and MURDER YOU!!
In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, graphics, comics, paintings, photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention). For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times!
Go to Facebook -> Privacy -> Settings, then check “Privacy? No one cares about my boring life”
Om du läser detta, du är en skitstövel.
Als je dit leest, ben je een lul.
Kung binabasa mo ito, ikaw ay isang asshole.
If Apple sells it, I’m buying it!
Trying to decide if we should goto Italy or Greece this Christmas. Hmmmmm…. Any suggestions??
Hey old classmates, check out how much money I have!! Who’s the loser now!?
RAAAAAVVVVEEENNSSS!!!!!!
GRAND SLAM!! OMGG!!!!!!
I AM VERY ALONE!!!!!
Just one month until Caleb’s birthday!
How cute, Caleb is climbing on the roof again!
I’m not going to make the same mistakes my parents made on me!
Shut down the Federal Reserve!!!
They’re trampling on our constitution!!
Why doesn’t anyone invite me to dinner parties anymore!?!?
Jennifer needs some Candy Trays!
Jennifer is making some tastey treats for Cornelius the Village Grocer and needs some extra Candy Trays.
Hey! Here is a Gift Pack of FREE Coins just for you! Collect your Gift and send me some back too!
I’m just pissing away time until I die.
Before entering the woods, we all kneeled and prayed to G-d. He delivered. A 14-point buck!!
Do not question Him. Give praise and He will bring you joy.
We’re back at the emergency room. Caleb fell off the house again.
Lunch time!!
Off to the gym!
Tired.
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
What will happen next? People will want to marry their DOGS!
I’m voting for Mitt Romney.
Today was just really, really tough.
I soooo can’t wait for tomorrow!
I got nothing go on my life, so I’ll try to sound important.
hey this person is writing dreadful things that are about you bit.ly/NxP60e
poopin’
Which ones am I missing?
I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at: www.philschwarzmann.com
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