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Be on the lookout for VAMPIRE TIM LINCECUM!! He was bitten and turned from a human starting pitcher, into a relief pitcher. He drinks tiger blood.

 

Author Description

Phil Schwarzmann

I'm a writer, stand-up comic, and author of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” (Gummerus Publishers, 2011). Better! Funner! is where I write. Poorly. More of my jibber-jabber at: www.philschwarzmann.com

Buy my fucking book! (please)


 

Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • Governor Newsom and Mayor Breed announce new COVID restrictions on indoor dining. #FrenchLaundry https://t.co/XnncOXzpAA
  • 2020 album releases were cut short due to Covid, but still one of the best years in music. And apparently I REALLY… https://t.co/Xyczh1DGto
  • Leslie has thoughts. 😂 https://t.co/86FzbOf8S5
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  • Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens. https://t.co/feFI3YJ1x3

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Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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