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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • At what age do parents feel it’s necessary to write a closing after each of their Facebook comments? “Great photo, kiddo. Love, Dad“
  • Why did you capitalize that Letter!?! I'm dying to know, but don't want to be a Jerk.
  • Great to know in your dating profile that you love an Oxford comma. But you should know that hate clichés.
  • My Macbook's screen is filthy. But I'm reading https://t.co/vnoqVONQ6a, so should I really bother cleaning it?
  • I shouldn't have to keep my laptop on mute in fear of some noisy web page.
  • Our children will remember it as the year we turned the White House into a reality TV show.
  • The first few dates are the best because they don’t hate you yet.

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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