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I wanna play video games, but I'm feeling lazy. So for the next hour I'm just trying to solve CAPTCHA codes.
I keep saying I'm a hot mess. But I've been saying that for so long, it's no longer hot. I'm a cool mess.
When aliens from those new planets visit Earth and ask to, "Take us to your leader", can we get Alec Baldwin to wear his wig?
I've been spending more time on LinkedIn lately. There aren't as many jerks, like me, posting stuff about Trump.
If you decide to shave your head like I do, you'll immediately look 3 years older. But, you'll look that age for the next 15 years.
When we're looking at a photo of you and your sibling, and say, "Oh wow you guys look EXACTLY alike!" ...that's never a compliment. :-/
Who makes more mistakes? 1. Me typing spelling errors, or 2. Autocorrect correcting the correct word
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