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Phil’s debut humor book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” is out now on Gummerus Publishers.

  • Back at the office after a couple weeks off. Or as I like to call it, "Let's see what's growing in my half-empty c… https://t.co/bA49xn3F5i
  • You know you're fully relaxed on vacation when you and your partner argue about which day of the week it is, and you're both wrong.
  • Looked at my Outlook for the first time in a while. It just said, "Bleak."
  • He spelled ‘marginal’ wrong. https://t.co/p7wlj3rmjR
  • NBC is promoting its New Year’s Eve special. They tout it, “The night you’ll never forget!” I feel like if there’s… https://t.co/hw6i0ds5hy
  • My car registration form came with a flyer that reads in big bold letters: "GET A DUI - LOSE YOUR LICENSE!" Should… https://t.co/SfBSPuPznJ
  • I’ve developed a new phobia which I’ve dubbed “Crystalphobia”: The fear that the new Oscars host will be Billy Crys… https://t.co/5hfdzTzssK

About Better! Funner!


 

Better! Funner! is a blog written and curated by Phil Schwarzmann. You’ll find funny original pieces, some not-so-funny pieces, plus stuff that made Phil laugh from around them internets. Enjoy!

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